Speaker Bio:
John Thornton is the Senior Creative and self-proclaimed 'office hottie' at Surreal Cereal, the high-protein, low-carb, zero sugar cereal brand. It's known for its creative and utterly hilarious marketing campaigns, but we'd put a bet on you already knowing that!
We'd like to pretend that we wrote the webinar description below, but the words are distinctively John's. You'll see what we mean.
So without further ado, meet John everyone!
What to Expect:
John's spent years writing social media posts for Surreal Cereal, Innocent Smoothies and...uh...the United Nations. Some of his work has won awards! Most of it hasn't.
No one goes on Instagram to see adverts - which is a shame if it's your job to make adverts. So how do you get people to like your adverts?
John's spent a decade being an annoying little attention seeker on the internet. Over the years, he's put sex toys in cereal, nearly poisoned people with conker milk and been banned from the company LinkedIn account for being too silly.
You'd think he'd have some good tips for going viral or summat, but sadly most of his advice is just to use Comic Sans or post a picture of a dog.
Oh well. Dial in anyway.