I am pleased to announce that the next two Clown Beef Comedy Shows will be on 16/1 and 19/2 at 8pm and will take place at Aces and Eights in London.
I will host it and I will take care of you. As far as reasonably possible, I will protect you from The Triangle*. So far, it will feature competitors Katie Pritchard, Carl Carzana, Rob Duncan, Zoe Wohlfeld, Lulu Poppewell, and Ali Brice.
There is an ongoing recruitment drive to find a fourth competitor for each date so that we can fully appease The Triangle*; please bear with me.
There will also be some special characters at each event. I will reveal these in due course.
*Thank you for being patient while I straighten out The Lore. The Lore has only recently started revealing itself to me and its revelation is an ongoing process.
The current state of play is that I discovered an occult interdimensional triangle who is obsessed with British television game shows. The Triangle is now demanding that I stage my own game show according to its whims. If I do not appease The Triangle, it has promised it will destroy the universe.
No one knows for sure if it has that power, but I for one do not want to find out.
The tl;dr is that I am now getting clowns and not clowns to literally/metaphorically/spiritually wrestle in a variety of fora in order to prevent the death of our world.
Please join to see if I am successful.
