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Ahoy Shipmates! After many months at sea the HMS Cabaret is hoisting the mainsail, weighing anchor and setting a course for Battersea Mess and Music Hall for one night only!
Book a table and arrive early so you can eat before the show! You can have food upstairs and soak up the atmosphere before the show. Doors open at 7:30pm Take a look at the Battersea Mess and Music Hall menu.
Please note it is a cash only bar, but you can open a bar tab with card.
Giving us a taster of his award winning fringe show “ERIC’S TALES OF THE SEA” - True life submariner Eric tells us his Real-life story of danger, suspense and true love underwater. 5 * Edinburgh Fringe Review.
ADMIRAL JOHN – From powder monkey to Admiral this Northern lad worked his way through the ranks with his charm and love of sea shanties. His toughest crowd by far were the passengers of the Northern Line. Even they could not resist and gave in and sang along! This is an act you don’t want to miss!
ANNA LOU – Cabaret Roulette regular, back from her nautical travels she will be enlightening us with tales of sailors, whores and what fishermen get up to when they are left alone…..
LITTLE LADY LUSCIOUS – This “Bright and Bubbly” (The Stage) burlesque performer will be showing you her darker side. Inspired by her recent role as one of the whores of Baltimore this little lady will be drinking her way through the rum and joining the sailors aboard the HMS Cabaret.
Luring in our mariners for the evening is the fabulous, sexy, sultry, songstress VESPER FONTAINE. It’s difficult not to mesmerized by this burlesque beauty and her velvet voice…
Adding Magic, comedy and an extra bit of Glamour, the fantastic VICTORIA ELIZABETH. Sleight of hand and an extra bit of wit this act will leave you guessing and giggling…
Our acts don’t just travel the seven seas they live there too! LEKIDDO LORD OF THE LOBSTERS - This music sensation is playing Glastonbury and Isle of Wight festival this year. You’ll be pinchy pinchy kiss kissing your way home!
Fearne Cotton celebritytwitter - ”ha who is this new guy, lord of the lobsters on pineapple dance studios! incredible!”
Batten down the hatches, it's going to be one ferociously fun ride!
When & Where
Luscious Burlesque & Cabaret
Little Lady Luscious began her burlesque journey in New Zealand in 2009. After an interesting encounter with a Naval officer, where he described her as "Cute", she decided to go on a mission to find Sexy.
With only one pair of heels to her name she took a class in burlesque and never looked back. The classes she took were fun and helped build up her confidence so much that she ended up performing in her graduation show after only six weeks! After the show Little Lady Luscious went on to perform in numerous venues across Auckland.
After an amazing time in NZ she decided to return home to the UK and has been entertaining, teaching and organising burlesque since November 2010. Check out her facebook page for more information on classes and up coming shows!