Forgetting his lines, wetting himself then crying, surrealist comedian JOEY PAGE!
Providing one solitary camel toe that wasn't in the script, comedy burlesquer GINGER CUPCCAKE
Drawing pubes on the baby Jesus and going straight to hell, it's the hilarious LUCY PEARMAN!
Ordering the wrong costume from Amazon, so dressed as a Power Ranger, it's razor sharp wit HUGH WIBOWO!
Being told to sing in her "indoor voice", it's the inimitable BOURGEOISIE!
Cast as a sheep third year running, burlesque beauty HELENE DE JOIE!
Given the part of Mary after several backhanders, burlesque minx KITTY PETITE!
Cast as Angel Gabriel because she's the only one who can read, it's up and coming burlesque starlet, KIKI MELLEK!
Hiding at the back from his embarrassing parents, it's stand up comic ROSS SMITH!
... And all brought together by your host and festive Santa's sack... VICTORIA KEMBER!
O come all ye faithful! Seriously, please do come. It's Christmas and we have Quality Street to pay for.
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