Jon & JJ's Festive Fandango S02

As Christmas hurtles towards us like an Exocet missile, it’s heartening to know that our AI overlords are not yet taking the few jobs left after producing a Coca-Cola advert so breathtakingly soulless that the Lighthouse Family were taking notes.

Meanwhile John Lewis knocked it out the park by reminding us that we used to rave hard before those damned kids ruined it for us (some of us).

Humanity. We’re an ugly beautiful thing. And that’s why we’re inviting you once again to imbibe booze at your own expense in the company of a bunch of other lovely people on the frontline of cultural collapse.

We’d hoped that one year later, perhaps things would be looking better, but they’re mostly looking different. And we celebrate difference right?

So merry non-denominational holiday season and a happy new change of an arbitrary historical calendar. Let’s drink, do a mild amount of ranting, laughing and more drinking.

7PM ONWARDS

WEDNESDAY 3RD DECEMBER

THE WINDMILL, 69 UPPER NORTH ST, BRIGHTON, BN1 3FL