THE WORLD'S GREATEST LIVE VIRTUAL PUB QUIZ!*

Thursday November 23rd. 2000 BST. Live from The Thirsty Scholar in Manchester, streaming around the World on Primordial Radio's YouTube and Facebook channels.

Random rounds of music, movie, and general knowledge questions including the return of the fantastically amusing helium round.

Primordial Süp will be on tap at the venue.

ALL PROCEEDS FROM THE EVENING WILL BE GOING TO CALM (The Campaign Against Living Miserably) an award-winning charity dedicated to preventing male suicide, the single biggest killer of men under the age of 45 in the UK.

£3 per ticket (+ 78p booking fee). One ticket per team. Teams can be any size. Team members must be minimum 18 years old

*Greatest by virtue of the fact that it's the only one of its kind. So, by definition, it is also the world’s worst live virtual pub quiz. That would look terrible on the headline though. It just doesn't scan as well.

T's & C's

1. TICKETS MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE. Tickets go off sale 1800 Nov 23rd 2017.

2. This is a live event, so to play and submit answers you MUST be online throughout the duration of the event. (Whatever you do don't go to one of those FREE Wifi spots that suck donkeys. The only thing worse than no Wifi is glacially slow free wifi.)

3. Teams can be any size.

4. Any team that wins but is found to have not paid doesn’t win.

5. If you miss a question or answer incorrectly, you’ll score ZERO/NOWT/NADA/BUGGER ALL for that question.

6. The team with the highest score at the end of the quiz is the winner. Winning team receives the money can’t buy Primordial Prize.

7. The judges decision is final. And normally seriosly flawed.
   

8. We’re trusting you not to cheat. Don’t take the piss.

9. We must be notified of any refund requests before 2pm on the day of the quiz.

10. Players must be 18+ years of age.

FAQ THAT

Are there ID or minimum age requirements to enter the event?

Yes. Psysiologically you must be at least 18 years of age. Mentally, there are no age restrictions for entrants or hosts. (Phew)

How can I contact the organiser with any questions?

Most effective method is by clanging together two beer bottles. Warriors...come out to plaaaayy! Failing that try sending an email to fuckthat@primordialradio.com

What's the refund policy?

Have you ever tried getting blood from a stone? Us neither. That would be a pretty stupid endeavour. If you're unable to fulfill your destiny by playing the quiz you must let us know in writing before 1400 GMT Nov 23rd, 2017 by emailing fuckthat@primordialradio.com and we'll organise a jiffy bag full of 300 pennies to be delivered to your door. Either that or we'll refund electronically. Who knows? We'll decide on the day.

If you notify after the deadline we will keep your money to fund our plans for world domination.

What are my transport/parking options for getting to and from the event?

We're guessing your transport will most likely be your legs and you will park in your ass-groove on the couch. If you're planning on joining us at the venue, local car-parking and public transport is available. We're not Googling it for you.

What can I bring into the event?

A non-dickish attitude.

Do I have to bring my printed ticket to the event?

Yes, if it isn't printed and on your coffee table (or wherever you may be) your experience will be far more harrowing. Haunting, even.

Can I update my registration information?

Do we care?

Is my registration fee or ticket transferrable?

As in stick it on your arm and apply pressure with a wet cloth? Err.. try it and let us know if it works.

Is it ok if the name on my ticket or registration doesn't match the person who attends?

We'd be most disappointed if you used your real name in lieu of a puerile pseudonym. Here's one for you if you're stuck - Yorick Hunt.