So we're back once again! London's premier pay-what-you-like, BYOB, no-kicking down, gender-balanced, zone 1 Saturday evening, usually free brownies comedy night!
Book a ticket and turn up! If you're not at venue for 1945 then we reserve the right to reassign your ticket to a walk-up (sorry!). We keep selling out and have to stay under fire safety capacity, so if someone books a ticket and then doesn't come it deprives someone else of the chance to see the show. If you can't come please message me and cancel, it'd be super helpful. Be a good person!
QUANTUM LEOPARD IS A LOVELY NIGHT
Some nights are on schoolnights.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is on a Saturday. Booze ahoy!
Some nights charge £15-25. Yeah, we love paying that much with the Tories in power.
QUANTUM LEOPARD trusts its audience - pay what you think the show is worth.
Some nights charge a fiver a pint.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is BYOB.
Some nights are fucking miles away.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is in zone 1, at the Rag Factory, just off Brick Lane, minutes walk from Liverpool St, Aldgate and Shoreditch High St stations.
Some nights are happy with material victimising individual audience members or disempowered groups.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a strict "no kicking down" policy on all material. No chav-bashing, racism, sexism, homophobia or transphobia. QUANTUM LEOPARD is slightly sad that this even needs saying.
Some nights go on for fucking *ever*.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has regular breaks and finishes at 2230. Well, probably a bit after that. But not crazy late, so you can still do your fun stuff after. Or come to the pub with us! We're really nice!
Some nights let any old talentless chump on stage.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a pro headliner every show, and hand-picked up-and-coming semi-pros doing shorter spots.
Some nights offer no progression for open mic acts.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a new act competition - five open micers do five min spots - the winner of the audience vote gets a paid ten at a future gig. Democracy, people!
Harriet Dyer is bonkers and brilliant, with a superb full-force absurd energy. We've had telly names in over the last few months, blah blah blah, all you need to know about Harriet is that she's so good it's worth me getting her down from Manchester.
Also known as the handsomer half of cult sketch favourites Thunderbards. Excellent and elegant wordplay from this young master of the form.
You will not see a better deadpan comic than Nick Elleray, and if you claim you can I will fight you because you are a liar.
Quantum Leopard founder and moderately talented comedian. Hurray!
Because we offer progression! Wheeee! Enjoy the fruits of last show's audience's wonderfully wise decision. Hurray!
Your open mic competitors are:
1) Ariane Sherine
2) Heidi Regan
3) Cecilia Delatori
4) Stu Turner
5) Dom Patmore
6) Yacine Sekkoum
Where? Rag Factory, Heneage St, just off Brick Lane
Map please? https://www.google.co.uk/maps?q=rag+factory&rlz=1C1CHMO_en-GBGB554GB554&ion=1&espv=2&bav=on.2%2Cor.r_cp.&bvm=bv.95515949%2Cd.bGQ&biw=1366&bih=653&dpr=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI3OyemtqPxgIVgXIUCh1COACz
How much? £donations