So we're back once again! London's premier pay-what-you-like, BYOB, no-kicking down, gender-balanced, zone 1 Saturday evening, usually free brownies comedy night!
Book a ticket and turn up! If you're not at venue for 1945 then we reserve the right to reassign your ticket to a walk-up (sorry!). We keep selling out and have to stay under fire safety capacity, so if someone books a ticket and then doesn't come it deprives someone else of the chance to see the show. If you can't come please message me and cancel, it'd be super helpful. Be a good person!
QUANTUM LEOPARD IS A LOVELY NIGHT
Some nights are on schoolnights.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is on a Saturday. Booze ahoy!
Some nights charge £15-25. Yeah, we love paying that much with the Tories in power.
QUANTUM LEOPARD trusts its audience - pay what you think the show is worth.
Some nights charge a fiver a pint.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is BYOB.
Some nights are fucking miles away.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is in zone 1, at the Rag Factory, just off Brick Lane, minutes walk from Liverpool St, Aldgate and Shoreditch High St stations.
Some nights are happy with material victimising individual audience members or disempowered groups.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a strict "no kicking down" policy on all material. No chav-bashing, racism, sexism, homophobia or transphobia. QUANTUM LEOPARD is slightly sad that this even needs saying.
Some nights go on for fucking *ever*.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has regular breaks and finishes at 2230. Well, probably a bit after that. But not crazy late, so you can still do your fun stuff after. Or come to the pub with us! We're really nice!
Some nights let any old talentless chump on stage.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a pro headliner every show, and hand-picked up-and-coming semi-pros doing shorter spots.
Some nights offer no progression for open mic acts.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a new act competition - five open micers do five min spots - the winner of the audience vote gets a paid ten at a future gig. Democracy, people!
A Quantum Leopard regular and favourite, the Mozart of the flipchart. Who doesn't love Bec Hill? Someone trying to start a fight in a pub car park maybe. Don't make me fight you, and not in that sort of setting, it's just undignified.
Crafty one-liners and wordplay from the gently surreal Ben Clover. He's bloody good, I tell you.
Because we offer progression! Wheeee! Enjoy the fruits of last show's audience's wonderfully wise decision. Hurray!
Because we offer progression! Wheeee! Enjoy the fruits of the last but one show's audience's wonderfully wise decision. Hurray!
Quantum Leopard founder and moderately talented comedian. Hurray!
Your open mic competitors are:
1) Pauline Eyre
2) Heather Minor
3) Cam Spence
4) Andrew West
5) Joe Foster
Where? Rag Factory, Heneage St, just off Brick Lane
Map please? https://www.google.co.uk/maps?q=rag+factory&rlz=1C1CHMO_en-GBGB554GB554&ion=1&espv=2&bav=on.2%2Cor.r_cp.&bvm=bv.95515949%2Cd.bGQ&biw=1366&bih=653&dpr=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI3OyemtqPxgIVgXIUCh1COACz
How much? £donations