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Quantum Leopard s03s23 w/ Jay Foreman

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The Nursery Training Centre

6th Floor Capital House

42 Weston Street

London, England SE1 3QD

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Hurray! London's premier pay-what-you-like, BYOB, no-kicking down, gender-balanced, zone 1 Saturday night comedy night!

Book a ticket and turn up! If you're not at venue for 1945 then we reserve the right to reassign your ticket to a walk-up (sorry!). We keep selling out and have to stay under fire safety capacity, so if someone books a ticket and then doesn't come it deprives someone else of the chance to see the show. If you can't come please message me and cancel, it'd be super helpful. Be a good person!

QUANTUM LEOPARD IS A LOVELY NIGHT

Some nights are on schoolnights.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is on a Saturday. Booze ahoy!

Some nights charge £15-25. Yeah, we love paying that much with the Tories in power.
QUANTUM LEOPARD trusts its audience - pay what you think the show is worth.

Some nights charge a fiver a pint.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is BYOB.

Some nights are fucking miles away.
QUANTUM LEOPARD is in zone 1, at The Nursery, just by London Bridge station.

Some nights are happy with material victimising individual audience members or disempowered groups.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a strict "no kicking down" policy on all material. No chav-bashing, racism, sexism, homophobia or transphobia, and no picking on the audience. QUANTUM LEOPARD is slightly sad that this even needs saying.

Some nights go on for fucking *ever*.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has regular breaks and finishes at 2230. Well, probably a bit after that. But not crazy late, so you can still do your fun stuff after. Or come to the pub with us! We're really nice!

Some nights let any old talentless chump on stage.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a pro headliner every show, and hand-picked up-and-coming semi-pros doing shorter spots.

Some nights offer no progression for open mic acts.
QUANTUM LEOPARD has a new act competition - five open micers do five min spots - the winner of the audience vote gets a paid ten at a future gig. Democracy, people!

JAY FOREMAN

Enormously talented musical comedian, who headlined the first gig I ever ran in London. A sickeningly accomplished musician with pitch perfect punchlines.

HARRIET KEMSLEY

Only lightly crazed, one of my favourite comedy weirdos from halfway up the side of the uncanny valley. Recently of telly's Bobby and Harriet Get Married. Congratulations Harriet!

NEXT BEST THING

Super/superb/superblative sketch act return to Quantum Leopard. Hurray for Katie and Jay!

WHOEVER WINS THE PREVIOUS SHOW'S COMPETITION

Winner of the previous show's competition - enjoy the fruits of the last audience's wisdom. Look at us! Progression! Wheeee!

JAMES ROSS

Quantum Leopard founder and moderately talented comedian. Hurray!

Your open mic competitors are:
1) KHALID WINTER
2) CARL DENHAM
3) WAYNE CARTER
4) AUGUSTINA DIAS
5) TASH GOLDSTONE

TLDR:
When? 1930-2230
Where? The Nursery, 6th Floor, Capital House, 42 Weston Street, SE1 3QD

How much? £donations

Booze? BYOB

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