Rat Arsed St James'

History with a Hangover

Forget stiff, fact-heavy walking tours. Rat Arsed Tours is history told with a pint in hand and a raised eyebrow.

I’m not a Blue Badge guide — think of me more like your cheeky, tipsy aunt: sarcastic, sharp-tongued, and with no kind words for kings, queens, PMs, tycoons, or saints. Statues get mocked, myths get mangled, and the rich and powerful get roasted harder than a Sunday joint.

We’ll wander the streets, stop for a drink (or two), and laugh at the people who’ve been laughing at us for centuries.

👉 Bring curiosity. Bring sarcasm. Bring pub money.👉 Leave reverence at home.

History’s never been this funny — or this badly behaved.