History with a Hangover
Forget stiff, fact-heavy walking tours. Rat Arsed Tours is history told with a pint in hand and a raised eyebrow.
I’m not a Blue Badge guide — think of me more like your cheeky, tipsy aunt: sarcastic, sharp-tongued, and with no kind words for kings, queens, PMs, tycoons, or saints. Statues get mocked, myths get mangled, and the rich and powerful get roasted harder than a Sunday joint.
We’ll wander the streets, stop for a drink (or two), and laugh at the people who’ve been laughing at us for centuries.
👉 Bring curiosity. Bring sarcasm. Bring pub money.👉 Leave reverence at home.
History’s never been this funny — or this badly behaved.
🍴 Feast your eyes on London’s oldest restaurant
🛒 Peer inside the oldest shop
🚪 Squeeze through the narrowest alleyway
🎩 Peek into the oldest boys’ club
We will be exploring St James's land of the Old boys clubs and the seat of British power when the country was largely ruled by the Kings and Queens of England.
