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RICHARD HERRING 'Oh Frig! I can’t be 50!'

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Oh Frig!
I can’t be 50!

It can’t be ten years since “Oh Fuck, I’m 40!” Surely my calendar is broken. And my mirror has become haunted by some terrible wrinkle-faced spectre.
And my hair has turned white because I just saw a terrible wrinkle-faced spectre in my mirror. And my erectile dysfunction is also down to the fright of having a haunted looking-glass….. Nope. I just cut off my leg and counted the rings and I am fifty frigging years old. So it’s time for my once-a-decade (and let’s face it, penultimate) self-assessment of how the relentless march of time is destroying me. My life has changed in the last ten years: from irresponsible, single kidult, literally fighting his way through a mid-life crisis, to married father who is mid-way to the telegram from the Queen (though given she will be 140 in 2067 , she might forget to send it). Older and wiser?
Or just older…. And more stupid?


The only thing I regret is the people I didn’t have sex with…. And about 60% of the people I did sleep with.

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