Score a Goal in Every Goal on Hackney Marshes

Back for it's 3rd year!

69 pitches. 138 goals. 2 hours.
We’re going to score in every single one.

This is the annual tradition where a bunch of us run around like idiots, booting a ball into every single goal on Hackney Marshes. No refs. No league. No medals. Just pointless joy.

Bring a football. Turn up.

We’ll post a route closer to the day, but you’ll work it out by following the herd of fully grown adults wandering from pitch to pitch.

Complete it solo, with mates, or join up with some new random pals.

All abilities welcome - if you can kick a ball forwards, you’re qualified.

Expect: 2 hours of fresh air and football.
Not included: toilets, changing rooms, trophies, or dignity.

RSVP so we know roughly how many people to expect.

Tickets

Free entry + optional donation to The Trussell Trust.

Disclaimer

This is an informal meet-up of people kicking a ball around Hackney Marshes. Everyone attends at their own risk and is responsible for their own safety. By joining, you accept full responsibility for your participation, fitness and wellbeing.