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From the people who brought you Boom Shakle Tap That, Touch my Tigger, White When's day, Black Combobulation and the Hysterical Hyper Cool Heat Beats.


We have Taken the best of Burning man, Glastonbury, Woodstock, SGP, Latitude, World WIde Festival, your 5th Birthday Party, your office Christmas Party and your Grandmother's 70th Birthday Gang Bang.


The biggest, badest, funnest, most awesome, kindest, most ridiculous, sexiest, dirtiest, outrageous festival AND book launch there has ever been.

FREE FOOD AND DRINK

Jacuzzi, ball pits, water slides, kite surfing, freedom Fun and the biggest names in music film and art across the Festival!

Days of raving, partying and loving, kindness and bad behaviour:

Featuring a NAKED VIP area

Hot Lingerie Zone- this is where all must be in Lingerie (or naked).

Naughty Area- The naughtiest place in the party where anything goes as long as people consent and have fun- No clothes allowed

Have the opportunity to DJ on some of the stages

Rap Battle Arena- Watch Trump get Trumped, Sanders Sanded down and May call Mayday for the first time in history- You will get to see the Best and Badest politicians on the world Stage "compliment" Rap Battle each other- backwards caps, string vests and Kindness and helpfulness are essential

With our special tickets available to purchase- allowing you to get on stage with the main acts!

Live your dream and get on stage and perform with your favourite acts for one song in front of the world- beamed live across the world


Special tickets available to Have dinner with the main acts!

Spend your time with the greatest and best minds for an evening of close and encounters and love with some of the best people in the world- revelry, fun and bad behaviour guaranteed!

AND SO MUCH MORE!!!


WE WILL BE GIVING ALL PROFITS TO MAKING FREE ADVENTURE PARKS, FREE THEME PARKS, CURING DISEASE, FREE SKYDIVING CLASSES, FREE SCHOOLS, SPORTS PITCHES, LIBRARIES, OLD PEOPLE, THE POOR, BUILDING FREE HOMES THAT THE GOVERNMET CANT BE BOTHERED WITH, HELPING ANIMALS, SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT AND LOOKING AFTER THE OLD- BASICALLY ALL THE STUFF THAT NEEDS DOING.

WE BELIEVE IN GIVING BACK AND MAKING THE WORLD KINDER, FUN AND MORE GENEROUS- SUPPORT THE CHANGE WE NEED

We are on a mission to make awesome happen and this is where it starts with the best book ever written!

HERE IS A SEXY LITTLE TEASER OF WHAT IS TO CUM

The Awesomeverse

By The Awesome

How I lost 18kgs (40 Pounds) in under 2.5 months and ate McDonalds, Pizza, Ice Cream and crisps whenever I wanted and had tonnes of fun including partying with Brad Pitt in Glastonbury.

Also:

How to-

Stop global warming

Cure disease

Be the happiest you ever could be

Stop Trump

Stop Brexit

Defeat ISIS

Cure back pain

Stop depression

Stop drug addiction

Have fun everyday

Be a ninja

Ski

Back flips

Wind surf

Succeed at everything

Reunite with your family

Spend all your time with your friends

Stop consumerism

Set everyone free

Love your pet

Stop smoking

Stop Crime

Get laid with whoever you want whenever you want

Fall in Love

Get nuclear disarmament

Stop war

Cure gout

Stop erectile dysfunction

Bring equality to the world

Never work again

Become a doctor

Save wildlife

Party all the time

Join the SAS and Delta Force

Retire right now

Sail the world

Stop the apocalypse

Stop people being mean

Cure mental health issues

Save the world

Need less sleep

Feel awesome always

Become an owner of your business

Never pay tax

Go to space

Become a photographer

Become a teacher

Be a model

Get the best result every time

Never fail

Be carefree and awesome

Truly fulfil your potential

Live with no regrets

Love unconditionally

Be kind to all

Be looked after forever

Live in a funtopia

Have no one tell you what to do

Do what you want ever you want forever

Have your favourite musician play at your wedding

Have Alain Ducasse do the catering at it

Party with Puff Daddy at Burning Man

Become a billionaire author

Be safe

Build schools

Help all old people and stop suicide amongst many other things

Chapter One

The perfect day

What would your perfect day be?

Think about it, really think about it. Where would it be, who would it be with, what would happen, which bands would play, what temperature would it be, how would you look, what would you be wearing, which celebrities would pop by? Build it out, every detail, what sports would you do, what skills would you learn? Write it down or make a voice recording, what dance moves would you do, where would you fly, how many stunts would you do, how would you save the world, how many times would you tell your family you loved them, How would you declare your love to your true love, how would you get married, what animals would you meet, What jokes would you tell, Who would you get massaged by? Who would you have sex with and how many times, who else would join in (don’t limit yourself) :)), what would you fix, what would your children be called? Keep adding to it, take time over it. When you have finished, listen to it or read it and add to it some more- Build it out.

Now think for that PERFECT DAY what job would you do? Who would you be mean to? Who would you hurt? Who would you be dick to? Who would you not speak to over a debt? Who would you hate? What would you kill? What operation would you have, who would you break up with?

None of that had even crossed your mind, had it? Why would it? The happier we are the more giving, loving, kinder and better we are. It is only our pain, boredom, fears, INSECURITIES, rules and restrictions that make us do those things you nwill find out how to stop all of them in this book.

When you have done your Perfect Day make it into a list! You now have your bucket list for life. Your mission is to make as many of these happen, as quickly as possible as many times as possible. Once you have done them either repeat them or add to the list, constantly challenging yourself, doing what you want when you want for as long as you can.

That's Level One!

My perfect day is…….

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