Kristoph Levitsky is being kicked out of his Burlesque club. The Premier's daughter is missing. The country is in chaos. Join one reluctant man's journey across Soviet Russia aboard the Trans-Siberian Express where he is accompanied only by a mysterious old woman who spends her time knitting, praying and pretending to be a chicken. It's the journey of a lifetime - just a shame neither of them will be able to enjoy a single minute of it. A Company of Fools' exciting first original production premieres this December at the Varley Theatre.