The Cottage Presents: Cheese Dreamz

Moonlight has been poking holes in the Cottage Cheese again. The mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck 12, hickory dickory WHAT?

Another Cottage Dream has landed... shredding through time and space and entering waking reality. We camembear to keep the secret any longer. So please, Do not fall asleep. This is not a fromage, but an offering so delicious you may want to fetch a cracker or two before spreading the news to your nearest and dearest.

On the 20th of September, we invite you for a spot of cheese-rolling straight into the early hours of what will be a partial solar eclipse.

Eat as much cheese as humanly possible in the days leading up, and prepare yourself to enter through the void for a night of lucid astral projection.

We encourage you to exit the track with a slice of Provolone stuck to your cheek and an unshakeable feeling that you’ve learned something important.

"The waves were melting like raclette... and so was my sense of self."

We can’t wait to see you!

SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR WILDEST DREAMZ

We will be presenting a delicious charcuterie of Live Acts, DJs and Pressure Roots Soundsystem to keep your bodies and minds bending till the early morn. Be sure to make friends with your fellow dancers.

Is that a lampshade or my new lover?

Are a crew of BabyBells challenging me to a dance off?

Did a Zebra just serve me a drink?

Yes, yes to all of the above. Welcome it with open arms and an ever-expanding mind.

DRESS CODE

Tap into your wildest imagination with this one. Meditate, transcend, bounce down to Pants on a green space hopper and get ready for a new reality where fashion melts into madness. Visualise, you’ve got dressed in a dream and woken up in a Dali painting. Expand your third eye and picture a world where anything is possible.

PRIZE FOR BEST DRESSED -Don't be shy!

MID NIGHT SNACKIN

Wild Fired Food will be offering fresh hand made Italian Pizza cooked in minutes, all homemade for that authentic taste. Do not miss out!

Serving 8 till late.

DOORS OF PERCEPTION
8PM - 6AM

Last entry - 1AM

NO RE-NENTRY

BARS

8PM-4AM

Fully stocked bar to fufil all your thirsty dream requirements, serving a gorgeous array of spirits, beer and cider, the perfect pairing to any cheesy dream.

We also have a separate Tequila Bar serving cocktails and shots for the brave and fancy!

We also sell a variety of soft drinks.

Please do not bring your own alcohol as bags will be checked on arrival.

HOWEVER, if you wish to bring non-alcoholic beers, you are permitted to do so. ONLY CANS, NO GLASS. Many thanks :)

TEA TENT

This sleepy cavern of delights will be serving delicious homemade Chai and Tea/Coffee amidst the backdrop of smooth jazz records and sultry drapery. Come chill out, daydream, and watch the sparkle from above with a warm cuppa.

SAFE SPACE

At all Cottage Events, everyone is safe to express themselves and enjoy their night. However, if any fellow traveller is making you feel uncomfortable or unsafe, please speak to a member of the crew and we will happily assist you.

POINTS OF CONTACT

Main Door till 1AM

Bar Staff - till 4AM

House Door - All night

Tea Tent - All night

Security - All night

We also have Peninsula Medical on-site for anyone who needs well-being or medical support throughout the evening.

Accessabilty

The cottage is a temporary venue accessible by foot/stony track, and there are stairs to the main areas. We are limited on adaptations, but we will do our best to accommodate where we can. Please email no later than a week before the event to discuss. We are an outdoor event, so please wrap up warm and wear sensible footwear to make sure you have all bases covered for a splendid eve of merriment!

WE DO NOT ACCEPT RESALE TICKETS. PLEASE REQUEST A REFUND THROUGH EVENTBRITE. SORRY, YOU WILL LOSE YOUR BOOKING FEE.

As always, we will be making a charitable donation from each ticket sale. With the ongoing Genocide taking place in Palestine, we are donating £2 from each ticket to a Palestinian charity TBC. We are in the process of selecting the organisation, as we want to make sure the donation goes directly to Palestinian families and can be of use on the ground immediately. We welcome suggestions and will announce in due course once decided.

We can't wait to see you on the dance floor!

Love Cottage & Crew