The Secretum Secretorum with Theophrastus Bombastus
Theophrastus Bombastus, an exile from the Alchemists’ Guild, promises to share the ultimate secrets of Nature. Eternal life, untold power, inestimable wealth, these can all be yours. Clear your mind. Purge your soul. Fire up your livers. Bombastus has found the Philosophers’ Stone. Bring some listening ears and some generous wallets and you too can own this life-changing product.
Backed by the British Government, Bombastus, who now goes by the name of Eoin Bentick, is furthering research into the hidden secrets of Nature’s ways. Bombastus does not usually share his secrets. It is not the alchemists’ way. And yet, due to some mysterious force known only as HEFCE REF Impact, here he is. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest both time and money into some groudbreaking research that will directly benefit you!