We don't like to brag. Honestly, we don't. But we think we've put together the greatest family Christmas party known to humanity.
Firstly, it's actually at Christmas time. Not in November. Not in the build up. Actual Christmas Eve Eve. If that's a thing. The 23rd December anyway.
Doors open at 4. When you get to us, you'll be greeted with a glass of mulled wine (or mulled apple juice) along with the smells, sounds and sights of the season.
At 4.30, we'll have a stunning live Christmas set from one of Whitstable's finest. (OK, we'll admit it, the exact music is TBC - but we're speaking to some awesome people).
Then, around half 5, we'll settle down for a screening of possibly the greatest Christmas film about an Elf in New York of all time. Yes. It's Elf!
When that finishes, we'll clear away some of the chairs and get on with a bit of a boogie. Classic family Christmas songs and a few new ones to get you moving. Does your Granny always tell you that the old ones are the best?
Just to help everything along, we'll have a mince pies and gingerbread, as well as mulled drinks and a bar available for the whole thing.
Finally, Christmas is a time for giving, so we're giving away every penny we make from this event to SNAAP and The Umbrella Centre.