Author, Academic and Adventurer. Probably Britain's most invisible middle-aged female adventurer.

• Walked across America alone in 2020. No idea why. Second-best thing I have ever done.
• Wrote the book "Everything You Ever Taught Me".
• Bought a van in 2022. Journeyed around England accompanied by a prematurely grey cat visiting every awful-sounding place.
• Wrote another book: Everywhere I Never Wanted To Go.
• Other accolades: First woman to jetski around Scotland, first person to quadbike around the UK.
• Once accidentally moved to central Siberia. Stayed three years.
• Has three degrees. This only proves that she has been educated far beyond her natural capabilities.
• Fascinated by women and fear - and overcoming it! Disturbed by boarding schools and their legacies. Amused by rude place names.