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Exit Productions

The world is opening up and that will be tough. Don't worry we are there with you. Join us, help us learn how to better return to the norm.

Welcome to the System. Over the next hour or so we invite you into a dialogue with other System users. Through a set of specially designed interactions we aim to create the perfect system for returning to a fully integrated world. For everyone. Performed and devised by students at Arts University Bournemouth :JASMINE ARMSTRONG LIZZIE FURZER-PICKETT SAFFRON HARRINGTON REBECCA NDRECA JENNA NICHOLSON DODO SANDU TAJAH SEMPLE-MORRIS NELL WEIK-CLARK Terms and Conditions:<ul><li>You consent to being the best version of yourself when using the system.</li><li>You are now assigned a permanent place within the system, by attending you allow your personal image and likeness to be used in perpetuity at the discretion of the System.</li><li>You are not a robot.</li><li>You have no right to the financial recoupments of the system.</li><li>The system reserves the right to end the experience if you do not comply.</li><li>You may be visited in person after the event to collect personal feedback.</li><li>Your image may be used for marketing purposes. Please be presentable.</li><li>You will make no reference to traffic lights in the system. It confuses the program.</li><li>Your inputs to the system may be recorded and may be used for training purposes.</li><li>Do not question the System.</li><li>You must like cake.</li><li>When you are asked a question, please answer.</li><li>The System does not allow the use of its simulations for terrorist purposes or in the proximity of biohazard and nuclear facilities.</li><li>The System reserves the right to change these terms at any given point.</li><li>Your memory of the following interaction may or may not remain intact following the execution of the System.</li><li>This service activates independently of Zoom, and does not comply with its legal standards.</li><li>Participants must brush their teeth before the call, and allow the System to change the colour of their undergarments at will.</li><li>By taking part in this trial you are giving the System permission to use your organs after you are deceased.</li><li>Any internet issues will not be excused, the System will consider the correct reintegration.</li><li>There must be a living organism in frame.</li><li>You may experience symptoms that cannot be reduced by medication.</li><li>Any persistent ringing in your ears, irritation of the eyes or limb cramps do not fall under the System’s responsibilities. Any medical bills associated with such ailments represent the responsibility of the user.</li><li>You consent to having your data stored, manipulated, shared with third parties and uploaded to the System regardless of its quality, mistakes you may have made in your youth and shameful moments that keep you up at night. This clause is legally binding.</li><li>You must do what the System asks you, when it asks you.</li><li>Have access to a computer/screen.</li><li>No nuts.</li><li>No heavy petting.</li><li>No dunking.</li><li>Leaving the zoom call early will result in an incomplete assessment and an inaccurate data extrapolation.</li><li>In the event of guests expecting a Zombie Apocalypse show, the System reserves the right to correct gently.</li><li>In the event of force majeure you will be liable for any expense.</li></ul>

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