Name: Regular Features: The Quarter Millennium Weekender
Start: 2017-07-07T19:00:00+01:00
End: 2017-07-09T22:00:00+01:00
Location: The King William IV

Regular Features: The Quarter Millennium Weekender

Regular Features

Come and see the first Regular Features podcast that can be expressed as three roman numerals since 210! Did you know that 250 is a Mandarin insult, because it's quarter of a thousand? 1000 is considered ace, but it's not cool to walk around shouting "HELLO I AM A THOUSAND". However, saying "I'm 500 how do you do" is cool, because it's a bit self-deprecating. But 250? That's like trying to be modest by punching yourself in the forehead and saying "I'm such a idiot, why are you even talking to me? I'll probably just honk insulting gibberish staright into your mouth, because I'm so stupid I think that's where your ears are." So thanks for trying to take the wind out of our sails, you Mandarin sods. I don't know why you can't just be happy for us.
ANYWAY-HEY! HERE IS YOUR RF250 WEEKENDER SCHEDULE!
Friday July 7th 8pm - NO TICKET REQUIRED: Meet at the King Billy. Drink together. Love together. Eat each other out in a skip. Go on after hours. Neon signs flash past our heads. Casinos. Meth. Get asked to leave the casino for clambering into the roulette wheel. Get kicked into an alleyway, only to see a skip, telling us that destiny needs us to each each other out again. Sleep, a knotted mess of extremeties. 
Saturday July 8th AM: Jesus Christ what is wrong with you, go back to bed. (You don't need a ticket for this) PM: With any luck, you'll have all made friends by talking about who is your favourite, and can coagulate into teams and do some touristy shit together while we freak out about our features. In Nottingham "touristy shit" means "go to a bad castle". A ticket may be required for this, but sort that out with the castle. Leave us out of it. 8pm - LIVE SHOW UPSTAIRS AT THE KING BILLY. 
This is a free show for Patreons: bring your ticket and we'll knock the price of it off of your first round. And we're including Eventbrite's price in that, because we're good guys, alright?
LOVE U HUNNY

The King William IV

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